Is Eva Longoria pregnant?

Certainly looks that way from the side! And from the front, she's trying to cover up her belly with a bunch of bags...

Maybe the Desperate Housewives starlet is finally ready to expand her family after two years of marriage to Tony! Not gonna be able to hide the truth for long though. Whaddya think? Just check out that maybe-baby bump!

Amber Rose: Nude, Complex, Not a Fan of Orgies

Amber Rose is famous because she's dating Kanye West.

That's it. That's the only reason.

But someone forgot to alert Rose to this fact, as the model is featured in the latest issue of Complex and seems to think she's both attractive and important.

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In the magazine, Chris Brown's rumored hook-up dishes on life in the celebrity gossip glare, as well as her possible bisexuality. Here are excerpts from the self-absorbed, hilarious interview:

On celebrity gossip blogs: This is my life, this is how my life’s been since I was a kid. I’ve always been popular, my name has always been in somebody’s mouth in high school. I don’t lose no sleep over this sh*t. Some of the stuff, when it’s extremely far-fetched and stupid, I just laugh. I don’t lose a minute of sleep over this.

On perceived bisexuality: They label me a bisexual freak stripper that f*cks Kanye on a daily basis. To answer that: I’m extremely open with my sexuality. I can be in love with a woman, I can be in love with a man. I’m not into bestiality, but as far as humans go, I definitely find beauty in everybody, whether they’re heavy-set, super-skinny, if they’re white, black, Indian, Asian, Spanish.

I can see beauty in anybody. I’m not into threesomes or orgies and sh*t like that. If I see a women and I think she’s beautiful and I like her, and she likes me back we can definitely try to be in a relationship together.

Admit it, women: you just got really scared, didn't you?

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Leighton Meester, Ed Westwick Go Goth in Elle

While Gossip Girl's two million fans pale in comparison to the Twilight saga and its mobs of obsessives, the palpable chemistry of co-stars Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick reminds us a bit of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Like Robsten, fans desperately long for Leighton and Ed to be together based solely on their smokin' Gossip Girl characters, Blair Waldorf and Ed Westwick.

Heck, their only problem with the (now denied) Leighton Meester sex tape was not that it was dirrrrrty, or she was underage, but that Ed was not its co-star!

The fact that both date other people (co-stars on the show, in fact) in real life is neither here nor there. Have you seen how he looks at her? Chair forever!!

This photo from the upcoming issue of Elle, which features Leighton and Ed lookin’ all kinds of HOT (and goth) will only stoke those imaginary flames:

* Latest Gossips Vilma Santos and Marian Rivera meet at Cory Aquino’s Funera

The Star for all Seasons Vilma Santos and the Queen of Primetime Marian Rivera meet for the first time at Cory Aquino’s Funeral. Marian narrated that she approached Vilma and introduced herself. Vilma, on the other hand, expressed how she believes in Marian and that both of them are lucky to be able to portray the roles of Dyesebel and Darna.

Paris Hilton Does FHM, AGAIN

Well, we don’t really know if this is part of a marketing, but Paris Hilton just got a French cover for FHM the same time she had her “Paris, Not France” documentary released.

Wonders on side, the hotel heiress did once again a great job by showing her sexy body in some sweet (and not at all provocative poses) during the photoshoot.

Heather Graham Fails at This Whole Blonde Thing

Dear Blondes:
You ladies have it easy. You have one responsibility in this world: Take care of those precious sandy locks, and ensure your beauty forever.

But at the Barcelona premiere of The Hangover, Heather Graham has done a disservice to the yellow-haired community by dragging out this stringy, damaged 'do. (Flower's cute, tho!) And instead of at least sporting a decent summer dress, the insurgent blonde complemented her mangy mop with a tacky tube-top number.

Did the sweltering Spanish sun split her ends and fry her judgment? Graham's dereliction of duty should be a lesson to all ladies with champagne manes: Summer is not a time to vacate from your fashion sense!

Best of Luck,
Fashion Police, Red Carpet Division

Does Lady Gaga Really Have Man Parts?

You speak of the Meat Seen Round the World, do you not? I was wondering when you kids would get around to this question, which rests on a widespread rumor that Lady Gaga has both man and lady parts.

Let's be honest: Until Gaga herself comes out—no pun or implication intended—and not only addresses the hermaphrodite rumor directly, but also addresses it in a bikini, live, without the aid of Photoshop, will we ever really know?

But what's the most likely answer? Let's look at the evidence, shall we...

Here we go.

Exhibit A: That video. Check it out for yourself, right around the one-minute mark. Hawk-eyed fans swear that's some dangle-ness. Also, some photos are getting a very close look.

HOWEVER...the video—shot at, of all things, a massive music festival at Glastonbury—is pretty bad. Could be lighting, could be panties, could be a wad of panties, could be God knows what.

Exhibit B: That supposed confirmation. Blogs have gone nuts posting a supposed discussion from Gaga herself indicating she has both man and lady parts and that "it's not something that I'm ashamed of."

HOWEVER...there is not a single legitimate news source confirming that the statement ever happened. The statement does not appear on Gaga's blog nor does it appear in any video format. In fact, Gaga's manager released a statement to ABC News calling the rumors and the alleged confirmation "ridiculous."

(Reps for famous people lie all the time, of course, but at least the manager is lying or telling the truth to a legitimate news outlet.)

Exhibit C: Gaga has confirmed her bisexuality, no doubt adding fuel to this rumor. But bisexuality has nothing to do with man parts vs. lady parts, and other photos of Gaga don't completely fuel this rumor, nor do they put it to rest. And attempts to reach Gaga's people today were not immediately successful.

So where does that leave us? Holding an empty evidence sack, that's where.